Dieting

[Zen]

Paddy weighs 20st so his doctor puts him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks , you should lose 5 pounds. When Paddy returned he shocked the doctor by having lost 4 stone. That's amazing the doc said...Paddy nodded..... "I'll tell you bejesus I taut I was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day." What from hunger? said the doc

"No from all the ****ing skipping !!!!!"

[Mortartube]

Lol. I like it

[brionon]

Gotta try that diet,none of the others work !