Name of a nut

[Jillius]

C - - - - W (nut)

[daffy654]

cashew

[Jillius]

Bless you !!!
Well, it was in the jokes column ha ha

[ELVIS68]

Should have been in the history column

[Jillius]

obviously another one with no sense of humour !

[ELVIS68]

No, it was quite funny actually!

[Jillius]

Ok, I apologise !! Thought you were one of the stuffy ones that criticise all the jokes !

[ELVIS68]

Not at all, I was going to type "bless you" but you beat me to it

So I did the next best thing, sarcasm

[Jillius]

Must be awful for you being pipped at the post by a woman lol

[ELVIS68]

Nah, I didn`t want to steal your moment of glory

[Jillius]

You are beginning to sound like a true gent after all !!

[ELVIS68]

Steady on, I know I said the joke was funny and all that ,but it wasn`t side splittingly funny!

[Jillius]

:-) Don't worry, I wasn't flirting lol

[daffy654]

Hehe,I thought I would humour you,I thought maybe nobody would answer. :-)

[ELVIS68]

Ok here`s one

A dog walks into a plumbers shop and asks if there`s any jobs going

The plumber says "Blimey, a talking dog!!!!.... you should join a circus"

The dog says "Do they need a plumber then?"

[Jillius]

o..........................................................................................k

[ELVIS68]

^^^^^^ lol

[smudge]

Ha, ha, I was waiting for the punchline Jillius!

Very good ELVIS! ;o}

[Jillius]

Ha ha, I'm still trying to think of one lol !!!