A guy walks into the psychiatrist office

[wildwood]

wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, Or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.

A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore""...

[squarebear]

lol Tommy Cooper is alive and well.

[bill preston]

loving the chinese one!!!!!

[brionon]

Wildwood-I've always thought there was something Iffy about Colin !!