Taxidermist

[curley]

A bloke walks into a pub near Old Trafford Football ground and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the pub looks up, surprised, and the barman looks around and says: "You aren't from around here are you, where you from?

The bloke says, "I'm from Leeds."

The barman says, "What do you do in Leeds?"

The bloke responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The barman asks, "A taxidermist...what the **** is a taxidermist?"

The bloke says "I mount animals."

The barman grins and shouts out to the whole pub, "It's OK lads, he's one of us!"

[dolly pond]

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