A man says to his wife,

[Richie1976]

'get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing'. Wife says, 'I don't want to go'.
The man give her 3 choices. Fishing, bl0w job or taking it up the @rse. Wife pick a bl0w job. After sucking for a while she says, 'this tastes like sh1t'.
Man says, 'I know the dog didn't want to go fishing either'.

[dolly pond]

mmmm, not a great one for u really

got any more please?