An old man

[wildwood]

was sitting in a foodcourt, staring at a young man who had his hair all spiked up and coloured blue, yellow, orange and red. Every time the young man turned around, the old man was staring at him. Finally the young man had enough, and said to him "What's your problem? Have you never done anything wild in your life?".

Without hesitation the old man replied "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[spottychops]

like it wildwood!!!!!

[Bert]

Sorry to be pedantic, but the old man would have had to have had sex with a peahen.