I need another catnip fix

[Sam the Man]

Last weekend my human came home from a shopping trip with two things for me. There was a new carrier which frankly has me worried as those things usually mean a trip to the vet and the other thing was a little square hessian bag with catnip in it. I think she bought it to distract me from the carrier but I have a new problem now. I found the toy before she gave it to me - went straight into the plastic bag it was in and dragged it out of there (she was laughing at me although I can't see why). Anyway I chewed and sucked it and played with it for two days just taking the occassional break as it made me quite sleepy. The problem is all the catnip in it seems to have been used up now and I NEED MORE. How can I get her to give me another one. I NEED CATNIP NOW. Help. Miaow. Sam the Man.

[paddywak]

I'm ashamed of you Sam, you're nothing but a junkie, your human human should put you in detox straight away

[cruella]

Go purr on your mistress for a while, give her all the love you can give and curl up and be good!
I am sure she will go straight to the shop and get you some more.
If not, then report her to me and I will aske nicely for you.

[leelapops]

Sam, are you getting the catnip shakes? Oh no, it's serious! I hope your human is servile enough to know that what you want, you get! I have heard cats are pretty good at getting their own way!

x

[Kleiber]

Hiya, Sam! Are you still being naughty & climbing that tree near the railway line? Or have you seen sense now? Stick to the cat-nip, mate - it'll give you a high, but is safer than the adrenalin rush you get from playing on the railway line!!! Love, Monty xx

[frankiecat]

I hope that you are not wearing your trainspotters anorak when you are 'doing' catnip. Us moggies have to look tough all the time.

Princess Merlin and I love the stuff, it is even better than Tesco roast beef and that is saying something.

Being special us cats have a opiate drug that is actually legal - not like those pathetic humans.

[frankiecat]

Save me Sam

Stupid human is off to bed and putting the blasted computer off. How can we plan a get-together and partake of a couple of ounces of the weed? We need to plan our strategy for world dominance - especially against those blooming women.

Mum/slave is a woman and so is my sister - they are so bossy and not at all understanding.

I used to know what women were for - before I went to the vet that is. Now they are just annoying.

Keep taking the weed Sam.

Frankie from Perth

[frankiecat]

Sam - a final gift to you. A picture of the weed.

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s136/wolf63 /cats004.jpg

Frankie

[Sam the Man]

Thanks for all the support guys. The shakes were pretty bad last night but I tried the being good and cuddly tactic - spent all night curled up right next to her just occassionally tapping her on the head to let her know I was still there. She said something about being patient as she couldn't get to the pet store during the week because of something called work - not sure what that is but I assume it's where she disappears to every day.

Monty, I haven't tried to climb the tree recently but I did manage to leap on to the top of one of the fence posts - unfortunately it has quite a small surface and I fell off again. She's been keeping too close an eye on me since then.

Frankiecat, I know what you mean about these women! I live with 3 of them, my mum/slave and her two housemates. I've got the housemates pretty well trained now, especially the south african one who gives me nice meat for tea everytime I gaze at her with my eyes really big. Works a treat! I've given up on the trainspotting now - it got a bit boring after a while, once you've seen one train you've seen them all!

We must organise a planning/weed chewing evening soon, world domination here we come.

[Kleiber]

Hi, Sam, Monty here! I know exactly what you mean about living with women!! (and you, Frankie - I sympathise!). I've got 4 female cats to put up with and Elsa (although she's a dog, she's lovely to me and isn't a problem). To be honest, the only problem is the other fella in the house - mad Jake, the collie. He keeps trying to round up us moggies - Mum says he's supposed to be a sheepdog (whatever that is!), but those woolly things in the field take no notice of him. I'm glad to hear you're no longer trainspotting....safer that way.
"She"'s letting me & my sister out in the evenings now (she's a bit paranoid) and it's great fun! We go out in the dark and chase things - there are lots of little furry things round here at night and boy, do they squeal when we catch them! Most of them get away, though, so I don't know what they taste like - I bet they're good, though. Have fun, love, Monty xx

[Mrs G]

Go to 'Culpepers' their cat-nip toys are the biz!