Don't get the hump, it's just a laugh, well I think it's funny.

[raysparx1]

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."

They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better

Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,

Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood

We have hobby, it's called breeding.Welfare pay for baby feediing.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.

We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!

If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!

[unrulyjulie]

oh dear ray, this might upset some folks, not me, i love it!!!!!!!!! thankyou!
excellent!

[alinic]

A lot of truth in what you write! raysparx1 very good!

[raysparx1]

Cheers Julie, hello knobby, you two ok ? gotta go and get din dins ready now for mrs sparx, will be some that don't like it, not much I can do about that, they can report it, it is just a laugh, be good you two, speak soon, julie I have mailed you to explain, but I am home tomorrow.so will do it then, ok,

[Bewlay Bros]

Uncle Raymondo, I am ashamed!!!!

You should be more like me and welcome our fellow cousins with open arms. In fact this Christmas I am inviting a one armed, single parent lesbian muslim in to my home to give warmth and shelter to.

[raysparx1]

No knobby I don't want your job mate, carry on as you are, same to you knobby, have a good one.

[osprey88]

hilarious, bring back the black and white minstrels. fu'.#ing tw@t

[abdul hambap]

i am thanking you mr sprax it being very funney I am foreign and i no object to funney fings i think very good

[abanker]

Funny, and so much truth in it.

[sallywebb]

Thanks Ray, that is so true, and funny. sally xx

[EngTeach]

Hey Ray, That's great. I have seen it with the American twist too. I think those who object do so because it hits way too close to the truth.

[ronnieB]

Nice One!!!

[tara20]

Loved it , Ray. There's something very liberating about NOT being pc. ;-)

[smudge]

Hi Ray, hope you're well.

I've rec'd a couple of emails with this verse on. You can see the sort of company we keep!

Take care. -xx-

[REDHEAD24]

oi oi

the truest thing u ever said

this country is ****

well done ray
hope u ok x