All these stories've had me cracking my sides. I could relate a fair few as well. A horrible one was when I was in Crete with a friend. I borrowed her swimsuit to go snorkelling, but it looked like a wetsuit. Soon as it got wet, the napolene material held water in it like a balloon, and swelled out. The entire thing came off my body, and it floated away with the tide. My friend laughed her head off and refused to go back to the beach to get me any clothing, so I had no choice but to race out, starkers.