Northern Rock?

[impact5]

Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock's problems is having on Japan's banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank have ceased trading after its shares nose dived.
At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.
Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal

[topogigo]

Well constructed humorous quip, and it was funny tooooooo!

[Postdog]

Karaoke bank is up for sale too - hear it's going for a song!