Poor old santa.

[raysparx1]

'Twas the night before Christmas an' Old Santa was ******,
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list,
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
I have a good mind to scrap the whole bloody works!

I've worked off my arse for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and screwed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS,
And just when I thought that things must get better
The bloody Inland Revenue sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?

And the kids these days-they're all the pits,
They want the impossible - the mean little *****,
I spent the whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...their arms, legs and heads
In all the letters I received, not one asked for them,
They want robots and computers...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my arse and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

Happy christmas all of you!!

[alinic]

Ho HO HO! Brill! made my day!

[BigMac]

I'll drink to that!!

[weeal]

lol thats good

[raysparx1]

Cheers all made me smile when I saw it, hope you got plenty in your sack knobby, and somewhere to empty it! take care all and have a lovely christmas, lets hope the world has a little bit of peace, can only hope cos it's not that likely is it!!

[REDHEAD24]

oi oi mr sparks , wishing you and all yours a happy xmas if u fancy a pre xmas nibble u know where i am lol xx