Take away

[coffeeboy]

Man in a pub having a drink and starts chatting to a Chinese girl, and buys her drinks, after a while she says do you want to come back to my place, yeah he says, so they go back to her flat when they get there she says you get the drinks and I'l go and change she then comes out in a very short nightie and says want you want, he replies how about a 69 she says if you think i,m cooking this time of the night you got another bloody think coming.

[lankeela]

Great!