Things that sound dirty at xmas but aren't

[coffeeboy]

Just spread the legs opn and stuff it in
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
Whew thats one terrific spread
I'm in the mood for a bit of dark meat
Talk about a big breast
If I dont undo my pants I'll burst
Dont play with your meat
I didn't except everyone to come at once
Bring on the cream
You still have a little bit on your chin
You'll know when it's ready when it pops up
That's the biggest one I've ever seen
How many are coming

[topogigo]

I bought your auntie a storage box for her bedroom cost me a fortune, yes i spent a whole wad on her chest.

[squarebear]

Here's a few more:

I prefer breasts to legs
Smother the butter all over the breasts!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people
at once?
How long will it take after you put it in?
Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still
want more!
I do like a good stuffing.

[Thursday]

He lay her on the table so white and
clean and bare.

His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and felt her breasts and, drooling, touched her thighs,

The slit was wet and everything set,
he gave a joyful sigh.

The hole was wide, he looked inside,
All was dark and murky,

He rubbed his hands, stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody turkey!

May I wish you and your dirty mind
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS