abers panto [cinders]

[MONTCRIEFF49]

it was down at the tower
abers was on the stage
eight hundred and twenty two
was total for ther combined age
they had been promised by the matron
cruella
each would get a btle of wine if they would take part in cinderella
all of them tried ther best
to show they were not yet past it
minds not as sharp as they used to be
but ther sense of humourwas fantastic
dot and cazzzz
did a comedy dance tho they suffered blisters
they were happy to play the ugly sisters
whiffey played the part of buttons
aged fifty three but hadnt taken his water pill and dashed off for a wee
legend playing charming his moustache hiding his age
but couldnt stop laffing when his denturs flew on the stage
bigmamma made her entrance with a broad smile but then her knicker elastic snapped
the twang could be heard for a mile

then whiffey fell over but got back up
to show every one he was tough
his knee was skinned then he broke wind
every one walked off in a huff
and never got to see bigmamma wed [cinders]
because the matron cruella chased them all to bed

[dot.hawkes]

err, that is wrong, i can;t play an ugly sister it just wouldn;t be credible!!!!!!!!!!!

[MONTCRIEFF49]

well dot if you want ill change your character to matron
xx

[cruella]

Monty
I am really a very kind person. Honestly.
I would never chase anyone to bed. I am always to first to go to bed anyway!

[Mrs. Raven]

Good Cruella!

[cazzzz1975]

lol monty, I knew I would find my niche !