Ok Hofficer

[Leachy10]

A man is driving rather erratically down a road. A police officer stops him. The officer says,"would you mind blowing into this breatheliser for me please sir".

The man says 'I'm ashmatic, I can't do that.'

'OK then,' he says, 'how about a blood sample?'

'I suffer with haemophilia' he said, 'I could bleed to death.'

'OK,' said the officer, 'step out of the car and walk across this white line.'

'I can't do that.'

'Why not said the officer?'

The man replies, 'because I'm pi**ed