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sausagechip | 16:59 Mon 14th Jan 2008 | ChatterBank
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If people can put up nude statues everywhere,
then why can't we run around naked?
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Avatar Image 4getmenot
Coz pigeons would poo on us
17:07 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image redcrx
yey, hello 4get!
good answer
17:08 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image stewey
Statues can't laugh at one another.
17:09 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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and you dont get cellulite on a statue
17:12 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Statues appendages are enhanced and may make you feel inferior if standing next to one.
17:12 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image 4getmenot
Or double chins
17:13 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Statues are already stiff and are unlikely to stiffen more at the sight of a naked female celeb. I think that would be classed as indecent exposure at the very least.

Plus it would distract me from my shopping list in tescos.
17:14 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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I dont think I would want to run round naked, bit chilly this time of year.
17:14 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Who is stopping you from running around naked Sausagechip?
17:17 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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I would like to try it, but Counsellor won't take my straight-jacket off.
17:21 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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they have a nude bike ride in london every year

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/26680802_8af f2b0483.jpg

17:21 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image stewey
Now, THERE'S the reason!
17:23 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image tiggerblue10
The last turkey in the shop is not a good look!
17:25 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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awful isnt it lol
17:25 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Why is it that the only people to take part in these nudist events are usually people who should only ever undress in the dark in their own homes???
17:47 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image Ethel
daffy - you've got serious body issues. Nobody should be ashamed of their bodies, no matter what size and shape.

17:50 Mon 14th Jan 2008
Avatar Image mrs_overall
Ugh! Looking at the cyclist on the left, is it any wonder I can't eat my sausages for tea.
17:51 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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Ethel I doubt i'm the only person on here who thinks that most of the people in that picture are not attractive naked.
17:57 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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OH NO I was gonna cook beef olives for tea...
...however that pic has put me off.

Daffy I totally agree lol
17:58 Mon 14th Jan 2008
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How does the sight of naked people put folks off from eating? Does the sight of a half of a calf, or pig, or lamb in the butchers' shop put one off from eating? I don't get it. I'm vegetarian and the sight of meat does not bother me the least bit.
18:03 Mon 14th Jan 2008

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