Dear Lord....

[pastafreak]

I pray for Wisdom.....to understand a man. Love......to forgive him, and Patiencefor his mood Because Lord,if I pray for strength........I'll justbeat him to death.............agree or disagree? Please discuss....

[dot.hawkes]

agree, it's all about how he is seen in anothers eyes, and when that others eyes is seeing him the way you are, that's when you worry, but yes, beat him to death is always good

[pastafreak]

LMAO...both of you!!!! (((((hugs))))

[B00]

May i suggest you all get to know the way your man's mind (hah!) works before you beat him to death? Afterall, is he really worth going to prison for 10 years for?

Here's what he's really thinking.....

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a
real babe."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum
cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but
will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

[B00]

oh how rude, it chopped last bit off (said Mrs Bobbit)....

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more
outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again

[pastafreak]

ohhhh,b00...if i send you my e-mail addy would you send that to me...hilarious!!!

[B00]

Pasta of course, PM it me.

Awww legend, I see your joliity is still 'ere- how cute :-)