Linford Christie...

[Richie1976]

goes into a Golf Club and the man at reception looking a little embarrassed says, 'Sorry sir, but we don't let black people play here. There's another club 10 minutes down the road that might help.'
'But I'm Linford Christie!', he says.
'Alright then.... 3 minutes down the road, now f*ck off!'

[JK04]

lmfao!!