Once upon a time.....

[samii]

There was a fish, and the fish was watching a fly. The fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump out of the water and eat the fly.

There was a bear on the shore. He wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish for his lunch.

There was a hunter with a rifle in the woods. He wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump, the bear would come into view and swipe the fish, and the hunter would shoot the bear.

There was a mouse eyeing the hunters sandwich. he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump, the bear would move into plain view, the hunter would shoot the bear, the hunter would then go get the bear, and the mouse could get the sandwich.

there was a cat waiting for the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump the bear would move into plain view. the hunter would shoot the bear and the mouse would go for the sandwich.

So the fly drops six inches, the fish jumps into the air, the bear catches the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse swipes the sandwich. the blast from the hunters rifle startles the cat, which jumps into the river.

The moral of the story is..........When a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet.