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An old man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he strips off and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blond walks by and the old man immediately get an erection. The woman notices, walks over to the man and says, "Did you call for me?"
"No, what do you mean?" The man replies.
"You must be new here." She says, "let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies that you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him towards her and lets him have his way with her.
With a big smile on his face the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna, bends to sit down and lets out a big fart. Within minutes a huge hairy man lumbers out of the steam room and walks towards him, "Did you call for me?" Says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new." Says the hairy man, "It's a rule here that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The hairy man spins the old man around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The old man staggers back to the office building where he is greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" She says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card, you can have your key back and you can keep the �500 membership fee."
"But sir." She replies, "You've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day."
"No, what do you mean?" The man replies.
"You must be new here." She says, "let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies that you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him towards her and lets him have his way with her.
With a big smile on his face the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna, bends to sit down and lets out a big fart. Within minutes a huge hairy man lumbers out of the steam room and walks towards him, "Did you call for me?" Says the hairy man.
"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new." Says the hairy man, "It's a rule here that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."
The hairy man spins the old man around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The old man staggers back to the office building where he is greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" She says.
The man yells, "Here's my membership card, you can have your key back and you can keep the �500 membership fee."
"But sir." She replies, "You've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day."
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