a man has a small firm

[story_teller]

and due to cut backs he has to lay a few pepole off so he gathers is work force and says the faireist way is by alphabetical order so im sorry mr patel you are sacked mr patel said that inst fair surely it should be mr adams?? the boss replies no alphabetical order asiasens blacks ***** then darkies!!!!!!!

[Pottsy]

Surely Adams comes before Asians alphabetically? So it was unfair and Mr Patel had a point.

[adelespirit]

i didnt laugh much at the joke but pottsy's answer made me laugh

[Ian1]

Next time use Mr Aspinall, or Mr Astbury or Mr Atkins or Mr Atkinson.

[Quoi]

hoping there wont be a next time personally

[fagidill]

Ian1 : I take it ,u ain't WHITE BRITISH !

[sophie_1003]

I know one similar to this where a black man and his son are on an aeroplane, the plane gets into trouble and they have to lose weight so they get rid of everything they can but it's still too heavy. The pilot says, 'Im afraid we're going to have to chuck some of the passengers off, fairest way is alphabetiacally, so thats Asians then blacks, then *****, then darkies and we'll see how we are after that.' The son looks at his Dad worriedly, the dad says, 'Don't worry son, today we are ****!'

[sophie_1003]

ok, first word was c**ns and second was w*gs, hope they don't get edited out more than that!