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Air Canada...
After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising
altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from
Toronto to Glasgow
The weather ahead is good,
so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax and .... OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later,
the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you,
a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
One Glesga passenger yelled,
YOU SHOULD SEE THE BACK OF MINE!'
altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from
Toronto to Glasgow
The weather ahead is good,
so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight.
So sit back, relax and .... OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed!
Some moments later,
the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry if I scared you.
While I was talking to you,
a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
One Glesga passenger yelled,
YOU SHOULD SEE THE BACK OF MINE!'
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