Grandmas don't know everything...

[wildwood]

Little Andrew was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,

" Nan, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

Nan was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.
" Little Andrew said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Nan, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And my Friend's mom wants to talk to you.'

[sleepyj]

very good