car crash

[velvet lady]

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

[johny5]

Sorry but that was crap!
Dont make jokes up by yourself.
If the man had passed it to the woman and she was blonde it mite of been a bit funnier.
Dont give up your day job.

[sophie_1003]

received this in an email a while a go! love it!

[velvet lady]

who asked jonny? dont post answers unless its interesting

[Count_Emmup]

Just because you're too dim get a joke, Johnny5 doesn't entitle you to slag of the author.

You can't even spell your own name properly!

[Count_Emmup]

Just because you're too dim get a joke, Johnny5 doesn't entitle you to slag of the author.

You can't even spell your own name properly! Nor do you know how to spell "Might" - plonker!

[johny5]

Velvet Lady dont post jokes unless there funny BIATCH

Count_Emmup Who Asked You Nob Ed.

Spelling!!! F.uk O.ff