two ladies are at the gates of heaven....

[crisgal]

......waiting to be checked in.
First lady asks "I hope your death wasn't anything nasty?"
2nd lady says "I froze to death actually"
1st: "How awful!"
2nd: "No, it wasn't that bad really, eventually, I couldn't feel the cold anymore and just drifted off to sleep. How about you?"
1st; " Mine was much more manic! I'd gone to work in a mood, convinced my husband was having an affair. He was supposed to be working at home, but I was sure I could catch him out. I returned home without warning, expecting him to be up to no good.
To my surprise, he was in the garage, tinkering with the car."
2nd: "Was that the end of it then?"
1st: "Not at all - I'd worked myself up into a terrible state - screaming that he must have hidden his mistress somewhere. I ran around the house like a woman possessed! I looked in all the wardrobes, under beds, in cupboards. I even managed to scramble up the ladder to the loft. As my temper and blood pressure rose, my heart went into arrest and I dropped dead!"
The second woman said
"If you'd have looked in the freezer, you dozy bitch - we'd still be alive!"

[logic]

brilliant

[AutomaticGal]

lol :-D

[pips1]

That's great crisgal, must remember that one!