Have you ever done a good deed and wished you had not.

[knobbynonuty]

I was working in the kitchen of a flat today when this old girl from next door knocks on the window and beckons me and as I had not long been there and the kitchen fitter had been there for days I thought aye aye cap'n your lucks in here.

Anyway I went to the front door and apparently her mum and dad had been staying with her and they were leaving and asked me if I would take their suitcases down the stairs.


So I finished what I was doing and lugged 2 largish suitcases and 2 bags down 3 flights of stairs as they did not have a lift. They were going to the train station about a mile away and I said have you got long to wait for your cab (fatal mistake no 2).


She said to me that they had not ordered a cab and were going to walk to the station.

So I said to her If you want I will run you to the station in my car (fatal mistake no 3). So went to get my car from round the corner and came back and found another 2 bags and this old girl, her parents who had to be 80 if they were a day and what can only be described as a 120 year old version of the bird in the krankies about 4 foot 6" tall.

I thought oh sh1t what have I done I did not have any room in the boot as I had materials in there and all 4 peeps were going to the station, so I had to put the suitcases in the back of the car and I managed to squeeze the bags in the boot.

One of them got in the front with a bit of shoe horning and the other 2 managed to squeeze in the back next to the suitcases and I just wished that I had my camera as the little krankie one who was about 100 years old was squashed up like a sardine in a tin but when she got in my god the smell I had to open the sunroof and windows all the way home after.

Anyway to cut a long story even longer the original old bird who asked me to carry the suitcases walked down there as she was about in her sixties and I had her

[knobbynonuty]

Part two.

parents in my car and the krankie one turned out to be her grandmother.

Jeezzeeee never again.

[mrs_overall]

Blimey knobby! I can imagine the smell.

My last very good deed was to stop my car for a neighbour when I saw her walking into town in the rain.
She had the nerve to ask me to pick her up when she'd finished her shopping, and like a mug I did.On the way home she asked if we could go via her mum's house to collect her dog which had been at the vets. (I'm not a dog lover).
The mutt threw up in my car and the neighbour never even offered to clean it up.

[gonzo00]

knobby mate,you've no idea just how many times i've done things like that and then thought...what the f**k am i doing...im a real sucker when it comes to gettin roped into doing all the s**t that nobody else wants to do!

[knobbynonuty]

Nice one mrs o and gonzy hope have been practising your james brown for tomorrow night

[4getmenot]

yes I saw a woman getting beaten in the street once, stood up to the bloke and had baseball bat swung at me, and after getting him arrested the stupid woman went back to him

[knobbynonuty]

That sounds about right 4get

[4getmenot]

yer and even after he held their kids hostage with a gun.

[knobbynonuty]

Morning leggy

[4getmenot]

and she loves him...... Blah Blah Blah

[knobbynonuty]

And the bunnymen

[knobbynonuty]

Or echo beach far away in time

[skyep]

Knobby - Good Karma is coming your way! You've been ad, but your a diamond Geezer!!!! xxxx

[knobbynonuty]

Oh my god not the karma karma chameleon again sky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vYqeTpbV9nt0

boy george

[knobbynonuty]

You calling me a nibby nobby leg.

Gert your frigging pink handcuffs out