Sucks to be me!

[topogigo]

I have unfortunately got to have surgery on Thursday, but fret ye not, i am not ill, i have got to have the surgery that women can't have and that Jewish men definitely do.(circumcised) Thing is, i am 49, i seem to have left it late, but nevertheless it must be done. I am ice packs and Jack Daniels at the ready and as it draws closer i am sooo dreading it. My friend Jules said i should ask to keep it and use it as a napkin ring. No skin off my nose as it were.
Sorry i had to share this with you but this is the AB is it not?
Anyone else had it done at an advanced age? (that is for the men folk)

[funnygirl]

OOhh, this sounds painful and I am squirming as I sit here!!!

Hope the op goes well and you are up and about soon!!

[daffidazey]

Hi topogigo!
Good luck with the surgery. I have to say (or maybe I shouldn't!) I have never seen a circumcised one.

[spaced]

you do realise that everyone is sure to make some circumcision joke within their post, so I will "cut" to the chase lol

Ive never had it done, nor do I ever intend to, but I can imagine worse. Im sure the ice packs and shots of Jack Daniels will keep you well.

I agree with Jules, ask them if you can keep it. Once its hardened it could make a nice ring or napkin holder. When I had my toe nail removed due to ingrwoing toenail, I kept it.....but it was quickly thrown out by the wife

Anyway, I wish you all the best topogigio

[legend006]

Firstly women can be circumcised.

Secondly try to get to keep the foreskin.
You can get it made into a handy coin purse.




AND




If you give it a rub it will change into a holdall within seconds.



D T H ?

[topogigo]

Cheers, folks. It is a bit of a drawback i know but it needs to be done.
DD, i will be selling photo's if you want one, 12" x 4" prints, oh dear what a crumby joke that is.
Has everyone got the same adverts on the right side of the page as me? Lordy!

[carrust]

When I had the operation it was done by a short-sighted circumciser...He got the sack:-)

[topogigo]

Ok Leggy, you are right about female circumcision there is no need to get in a flap about it!

[daffidazey]

pmsl @ carrust!
Thanks for the offer, topogigo, but I think I will pass! And yes, it was a crummy joke! Lol x

[legend006]

Toppo i know im right.
I was wrong once .

But thats welll in the past.

Me in a flap , not atall im just thinking about your op.

Is it micro surgery ���



; -)




Will the surgeon ask D T H ?


As in DID THAT HURT ?

[unrulyjulie]

Thought spaced was gonna say it hardened and was quickly thrown at the wife!

pickle it in a jar, its a great party piece. The look on your guests faces would be a treat!

Good luck with it, you wont feel a thing. ;-)

[unrulyjulie]

the word circumcision when referring to a female is a misconception, the correct term for it is mutilation.
Calling it circumcision, which is a medical term, makes it sound more acceptable, thats all.

[topogigo]

No Julie, i probably won't feel a thing, i have become hardened to the idea now, i will have to have a stiff upper lip methinks.

[unrulyjulie]

look topo, a word of advice, dont get hardened to it, that will hurt! stay flacid my friend and all will be well in the meat and two veg department ;-)

[daffidazey]

As long as that is the only thing that is stiff! Sorry, I'll get me coat >>>>>>>>>>>>

[legend006]

Circumcision is a word thats been adopted by males but applies as equally to females.
Its thought of as a male thing because of jewish tradition.
But is widespread amongst women in africa .



DTH?


MALE

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/circumcis e



FEMALE

http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/femalecir cumcision

[topogigo]

I will have to avoid thinking about you then Julie.

[carrust]

Are you getting rid of your balaclava as well?

[topogigo]

My fiance is American, she has told me that all American men are circumcised. Must be part of my conversion to yankism, got to get my green card somehow.

[spaced]

does it not worry you that she speaks for ALL american men Topo?? lol

Inceidentally Topogigio was once my favourite London Restaurant!