I thought this was FUNNY, the joke i mean.

[logic]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'

[888sally888]

very good - i like it!!

[~max~]

That made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sandrajo]

haha, can I copy this...thanks : )

[redcrx]

that has to be as old as you :)

though it still raises a smile.

[sleepyj]

pmsl ....omg that happened to me at a check out lol

[devil99]

that's hilarious, made me laugh !!!

[funnygirl]

Very funny!!!

You have a good eye for jokes, normally!!!

[logic]

well i haven't actualy seen you yet have I :-)

[DrFilth]

nice one logic

[funnygirl]

You cheeky monkey!!!!

[donn1901]

quality

[logic]

ROFL, It's good to have funnygirl to argue with.

[figure]

lol!

[funnygirl]

I am not amused!

[logic]

Well it seems like youre the only one that isn't :-)

[funnygirl]

Have you got anymore jokes??!!

Or have you run dry?!

[logic]

yup I'll send you one,

[logic]

Tried to send it through PM but I don't know wether it's gone or not.

[funnygirl]

I'm in there right now!!

I am talking to Megan, do you remember her!