Dinner party from hell ?

[carrust]

Ms Carrust's future boss has invited us for a dinner party on Saurday night. The boss & his wife are both born again Christians, vegans & teetotallers. What the fcuk are we going to talk about. Any suggestions would be greatly receieved.

[puddicat]

carrust what a trial i havent a scooby but for sure seasoned abers will have the answers

[ChuckFickens]

well I'd steer well clear of satanism, cannibalism and your last drunken night out for a start.

OMG nightmare dinner party, pull a sickie!!

[khao_san]

Talk about the joys of dogging pmsl... you should be out of there in 20 mins tops ;o))

[harryshaw]

vegtables
and how do you grow them

organoc of coarse

the virgins

ohpsssssssss

the church and more veg

then talk spring lambs off corse xxxxxxxx lol

hav a gud night

as for alco take your own i would

make excuses im off to the loo xxxxxxxx

lol

[puss_boots]

You could have a very deep and meaningful conversation about sex, politics and evolution.

[figure]

Oi Knobby bless! You are always so jolly. That aluminum joke was funny.

[carrust]

chuck.I've pulled 2 migraines already...the boss is getting suspicious.

[Info Bank]

Ask them if they have a computer and get them onto this....LOL

[carrust]

Alcohol is not allowed in the house...sob..

[Info Bank]

After a week on this Bozze will be the norm in the said houes.

[cazzz1975]

talk about all the priest sex scandals, the dangers of an elimination diet and eat the biggest piece of steak and guzzle some beer in front of them

[puss_boots]

Take some in a small bottle in your handbag and when they are not looking top up your glass of water with some gin or vodka.

[figure]

Talk about:-
The Bible - Ask him how do they know it's true and not altered.
Becoming a vegetarian or Vegan
The presently glorious weather
Ms. Carrust future salary raise lol

It may not be bad as you're expecting. Hope you have a lovely time.

[tw@t]

ThE DoLE Beckons

[puddicat]

no no dont mentioned the bible dont mention religion!!!!

[harryshaw]

take a big bag
with your own alco

or do they search you too

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

or take sum crusts and tell them

you give in

im renowned xxxxxxxxx

[randyraven]

Give them a link to answerbank ...tell them thats where you spend your free time.

[carrust]

puss. I'm a bloke, & I don't have a manbag!