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gipsey | 08:05 Wed 28th May 2008 | ChatterBank
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Has anybody got any ideas what i can put on my answer phone something funney pleaseeeeeeeee
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How about:-

"Hi. I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."


^ lol
' Hello, X's answering machine is busy right now - this is the fridge. Leave a message and I'll write it down and stick it to myself with a magnet.'
My builder had an announcement on his: "Will the man with the 10 inch penis please report to reception."
It "rang" during a visit by the local lady building inspector.
Mine got me in loads of trouble, it went like this

"Hello..... hello?



speak up I can't hear you............ actually it's my voicemail, please leave a message and I'll get back to you"



City Morgue! You kill em, we chill em, please leave a message
I like

"We're not in right now, if you think it's important, leave a message, and if we think it's important, we'll call you back."
4GS, my mate has that as his mobile answering service greeting and I fall for it EVERY time! Grrr
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thanks for all the ideas i will try them all out .
Take your pick from some of theses gipsey, : - )

http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answering_machin e_messages.html
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I tryed yours andy hughes my so called friends were not happy ho
BTW
'Never tell people you're not in, it's an invitation to burglers, best to say that you're 'busy at the moment'
4GS, absolutely right.

"I can't get to the phone ..."

... is better than

"my house is completely unattended" x
Actually gypsey, it's not mine, just one I like. I wouldn't use it though!
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THANKS andy hughus i thought it was funney
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