A rich bloke from Barnsley

[Leight0n]

goes to the jewellers and says "Can that mek us a gold statue o mi dog?" The jeweller replies "Duz that want it 18 carat?" The bloke say "No, chewin a bone yer daft tw*t!"

[puddicat]

Ha Ha!!!!

[squarebear]

now that's just silly! :-)

[twazerk]

Rich bloke..........Barnsley.........HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!