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not so nice, if youre blonde.
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
>
> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna
> hear a blond joke?'
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
> the woman next to him says
>
> 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that
> you are blind, that you should know five things:
>
>
> 1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
>
> 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?'
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>
> 'No, no... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
>
> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna
> hear a blond joke?'
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
> the woman next to him says
>
> 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that
> you are blind, that you should know five things:
>
>
> 1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
>
> 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?'
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>
> 'No, no... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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