The gobbling frog

[BillySugger]

This guy is sat in a bar & another man walks in orders a pint & asksif he can jon him . The first guy says yes so he sits down & puts a small box in the mddle of the table . After they've been chatting a while the first guy says ' sorry if i'm being nosey , but what's in the box? ' The 2nd guy says 'its a gobbling frog' , ;'a what? ' says the first guy .'a gobbling frog ' 'So what's that then ?' says the first guy . 2nd guy says ' this frog will give you th best b**w j*b ever, take i in the loo & give it a try . If you want it ,�50 if not you get a free bj' So he thinks why not , nothing to lose . 10 minutes later he comes out with a big smile on his face- 'amazing ' he says & Pays up. Off he goes home , walks into the kitchen where his wife is cooking dinner , sits down puts the box on the table . His wife says ' Hi dear, what's in the box? ' He says 'it's gobbling frog & she says 'what about it ? ' 'Teach it to cook & FCUK OFF! '