New Club in Town

[rangerjim]

Two lads were discussing where to go for a nights drinking. One said " I know lets go to that new club in town" " Whats that then?" his mate said " I hadn't heard about one". " Well" said the first lad " it's great". " You phone them up, and they send a private taxi for you. Then,when you get there you get a free drink "on the house". People are so friendly they buy you drinks all through the evening. There's a room upstairs where you can have as much sex as you can manage, and in the early hours of the morning when you've had enough, you let them know and they fix up a private taxi to take you home". " Wow, that sounds great" said his friend " have you been many times?". "No was the reply, but my sister goes most nights! "