Happy birthday.

[smartowl]

My wife is an avid collector of exotic bath oils so for her birthday last week I scoured the net in search of the rarest oil I could find.
After several hours I found a rare Indian bath oil called Come To Me, ordered it and had it delivered in time for her birthday.
On the day of her birthday, after a romantic meal, I ran her a bath containing the new oil, filled the bathroom with candles and when all was ready called her to join me.
She settled comfortably into the bath, took a deep breath and asked
'What's this fragrance called?'
When I told her she took another deep breath and said,
'Well, it dosn't smell like come to me!'

[rugeleyboy]

that made me chuckle!