The old timer is sitting in his rocking chair outside the saloon. A cowboy rides up, gets off his horse, ties it up and walks round to its backend. He takes two fingers pokes them up the horse's asre, wipes them across his lips and walks up to the saloon. "I've seen some things in my time," says the old timer "but never that before". "I've got chapped lips " replies the cowboy "and that clears it up" he asks, "no" says the cowboy "it stops me from licking them!"