Ohms law

[celeryman]

A man who worked on the buses killed his wife and was sentenced to electric chair. They hit him with 10000volts for 5 minutes and he was still alive. You can go free now but tell us how you withstood the shock? For the same reason I was sacked from the buses I was a bad conductor.

[tombrandy]

Nice one sparky

[JonnyBoy12]

Yes, I can see the humour on here is electric today, celeryman!

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