playground song from the 80s

[peterparker]

Where I grew up, we sang a rhyme which began 'Kermit the Frog got stuck down the bog while messin' around with Miss Piggy'. Can anyone shed any light on this or am I going mental? I do not know anymore of the song!

[aka pixi]

Nah you arent going mental. I remember the lads at school singing a similar song, Im not gonna post it on here cos its too rude but your words would fit the tune to those words lol

[terambulan]

Join ur rugby club.......you'll learn it there

[bednobs]

in my school it was as follows:

kermit the frog
got locked in the bog,
locked in the bog with miss piggy
she pulled down her knicks'
and wobbled her tits
and then they had 3 little piggies

sung to the tune of "messing about on the river"

you are not mid 30's and went to school on the south coast are you?

[peterparker]

Thankyou bednobs for having the balls to print the song. I am in my thirties but in the North West!