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glasman | 09:59 Mon 01st Sep 2008 | ChatterBank
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Hear the one about the Scotsman, the Irishman, and the two Englishmen who wanted to play a game of golf? Sorry, it's only funny ( or embarrassing ) if you're an English person.
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Ok?
I'm an English person....what's the joke?
i'm english...dont mind though, say the joke!
PMSL that was so funny ?
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The joke is - the two Englishmen were only allowed to play because another Englishman had the balls (brass ones)and he let them.
that's hillarious. :-(
...i'm confused, am i supposed to laugh cus i dont get it.
Is this a Ryder Cup team selection gag?

Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

Club jayne lol
I don't get it either!!!

Sure ain't funny. I mean haha and not me!!! :-)
Well its a sport thing.


Not really for women is it ?�
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Ok. Go into Google news and type 'Golf' in the Search Box.
its 8 hours later and i still dont get it
I don't get it. And I have a CSE in home economics GRADE D, so I am no thickie!!!!!
me neither. or is it either?
Lost on me.........brass balls? is that a pawn (porn) broker?

Nobody could play as the golf-course was in the 'black-country' and blacks dont like 'whites' in their country?
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Never have seen a page so clogged up with question marks and various other punctuation marks. It seems obtuseness is alive and well out there in the ether.
perleeeeese......put me out of this misery and explain the joke, in words of no more than fore/four letters

Am desperate for a good larf as have spent the day filling this site will lots of piffle.....just to practice my typing skills.

Presume it's Nick Faldo's (he with the 'brass' balls) wildcard choices for the European team, two englishmen rather than Colin Montgomerie and Darren Clarke.

It still isn't that funny though, really, is it.
Hope is Poulter & Monty.....the sparks/barbs from them r the only reason worth watching the game. Or Faldo and his latest trophy.

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