Cooking

[LewPaper]

My wife used to be such a terrible cook that when we gave our dog the table scraps he'd lick his bum to take the taste away.

[daniela31]

If she used to be a terrible cook....does that mean she is a good cook now?....or that you have no wife and you are talking about past tense?

[LewPaper]

Yes

[daniela31]

yes to which question? good cook now....or no wife?

[logic]

No , he's started licking the dog's bum too .

[daniela31]

Lol @ logic.
Is this one of the blokes on here that you can only ask one question at a time otherwise his brain gets scrambled....lol.

[LewPaper]

No, I haven't, but I'm next in the queue.

I'm sorry Daniela, I couldn't resist it.

I've had two (and lost) two wives and they were both marvelous cooks. I was just feeling a bit cheeky.

[daniela31]

so this should really be in the jokes section then?

[LewPaper]

Depends whether you consider canine anal oral refreshment funny or not!

Didn't know there was a joke section. Could be handy for when I'm fed up.

[daniela31]

the jokes section is under 'phrases and sayings'....but I shouldn't bother, the jokes on there are not all that good.....and yours are even worse.....lol.

only joking luv... ;-)

[LewPaper]

No, tread all over my feelings - I don't care.

Seriously though, I do like it when i've had a conflab and they go away thinking 'He's an idiot'.

I don't mind - it isn't a secret.

[daniela31]

I don't think you are an idiot luvvy...(yes, I do...yes I do).
I just didn't think there was any point to your posting that's all.....

;-)

[LewPaper]

To you it was just a posting.

To me it was the highlight of my day!

[bigmamma]

My labrador is , at this very moment , cleaning her nether regions , I do hope this doesn't reflect her opinion of my cooking :-(

[daniela31]

aaawwwww.....sorry lewie. I feel really bad now. spoiling the highlight of your day. i must be punished.!!
I'm off into the kitchen to stick forks in my legs.

;-)

[logic]

LOL @ bigmamma,

No I bet youre a marvelous cook, if you want an honest opinion ,invite me for dinner,

I'm free on Christmas day. :-)

[LewPaper]

bigmamma - I wouldn't take it personally - her nether regions may just need a wash ans brush up.

Going for the weekend is she?

Daniela - Please dont feel bad. You know what Plato once said don't you? πόσο is ότι doggie μέσα στο παράθυρο

Now WHO can argue with THAT?

[daniela31]

well exactly....I wouldn't argue with plato!!!
Mickey might come and whack me one.....lol.

or plato might just bite me on the bum.

[LewPaper]

Well, if he doesn't are you open for offers?

[daniela31]

No, sorry.
my bum is my own business.....and nobody gets to bite it.!!

[LewPaper]

Yeh, so I've heard