Only in Jamaica!!

[funnygirl]

Winston the Jamaican is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached
the �1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, 'Right Winston, this is for �1million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
'Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a et?
'Is it:
A: Badger
B: Ferret
C: Mole
D: Cuckoo?'

Winston ponders for a while and says, 'Backside Chris, mi not sure, gi mi di 50-50, raas.'
'Right, Winston, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers.

Winston has a long think, then scratches his head and says, 'Blouse n Skirt, Chris, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi small island bredren.'

'So who are you going to call?' says Chris.

'Hmmm, I think I'll call Selwyn in Grenada'.

So Tarrant phones Selwyn in Grenada .
'Selwyn, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Winston here, and with your help
he could win �1 million. The next voice you hear will be Winston.'

'Wha gwan Selwyn'. 'Where mi money deh...? any way ansa dis an we quits.
What type of hanimal mek im yard in a set?'
'Is it a badger or a cuckoo?'

'It's a badger, man.' says Selwyn without hesitation.
'You sure, bwoy ?'

'Definite, baas. One undred puurcent. A badger. Definitely.'

'Right, Chris,'

'I'll go with heediat bwoy Selwyn, Tthe answer is a badger',

'Final answer, Winston?'

'Yeh mon, Chris.'

'That's the correct answer. You've won �1 million!' Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning Winston calls up Selwyn (reverse charge).

'Bredren that was blood -fire laas night bwoy uh *** good! How di raas you know badger yard is a sett?'

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[legend_mark5]

i hope not


lol

[Prescott]

What a pity you left out the punch line !!