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Missing Jack so much.
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Hello folks its little old me again.Well its been a while now but I'm still missing Jack.His roguish looks and his athleticism in the bedroom are things ill always remember about him.I was deeply in love with him.But he was almost twice my age , I'm only 28 , and he was 63.And with him being a Sugden and me being a DINGLE it was doomed .Uncle Zak would be shocked.But i try to get through each day and look to the future.Ona brighter note i pulled Eric Pollard last night outside the woolpack and led him across the road and round the side of the post office .When i got him there i gave him a good seeing to.To be honest he's very fit for his age .If he was Uncle Zaks prize pig hed have sired a good few shows , i can tell you.
Anyway I'm off to the woolpack.To drown my sorrows and see if Eric's around.I feel a bit horny.
Anyway I'm off to the woolpack.To drown my sorrows and see if Eric's around.I feel a bit horny.
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