Jane joke

[joggerjayne]

Friend just sent me this ...

Why I fired my Secretary ...

Last week was my birthday.

I went downstairs for breakfast. My wife forgot to say Happy Birthday.

My kids came downstairs. They didn't say a word.

I left for the office, feeling pretty low.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, Good Morning Boss and, Happy Birthday.

It was nice. At least someone had remembered.

I worked until lunchtime, when Jane knocked on my door.

She said, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday. What do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?

I said, Thanks, Jane, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day.

We set out for lunch, but Jane just took me to a quiet bar. We had two martinis each and set off back to the office.

Then Jane said, You know, as it's your birthday, we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?

I asked what she had in mind. Jane said, Let's drop by my apartment.

At her apartment, Jane said, If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back.

Ok, I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...

... followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there...

On the couch...







Naked.

[logic]

duh.

[joggerjayne]

Gwumpy logic ?

[sleepyj]

lol very good .

[joggerjayne]

logic was not amused ...

=0(

[sir.prize]

Maybe logic WAS the boss!!!!!!

[logic]

Ok Ok i must admit I was,







just a wee bit.



peace,

[logic]

amused , not the boss :-)

[joggerjayne]

Aww, I'm sure he does.

Me and logic, we're like that ...

(does interlocking fingers gesture)

x

[tigerlily11]

LMAO. Ty Jayne. From a fellow Jane.

[dustinmyeye]

lol i liked that.

[pips1]

lol @ jayne - didn't see end coming

[joggerjayne]

=0)

[rachael88]

ha ha thats funny made my day lol ha ha ha ha ha