men...

[dustinmyeye]

Why men are happy What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!!

[mrs_overall]

Yes

[joggerjayne]

Yes

[the g man]

indeed after reading that i am glad i am a man.

[sleepyj]

that is so true ...men do get it easy !!

[pips1]

I told you all in a previous thread I wanted to come back as a man - now you know why!!

[logic]

yeah, But when you want to start a family,


Guess who does all the grafting, day in day out night after night,

till the silly moo decides to conceive,

it's not all pubs and snooker halls yer know.



Bah

<b<. bloooddy Wimmin.

[tigerlily11]

I still play with toys.

[karmgirl]

hahahahaha hilarious and soooo true!! :D

[McNoodle]

We only get granted all of the above because we have the most difficult task of all, and that's living with women, who due to getting almost none of the above are a pain in the ar$e most days.

[Sachs]

logic, you sounded eerily like Alf Garnett there?? lol!

[WhiteBear]

good grief.. dont tell me ppl have actully took their time reading this??

dust, im sorry but have u ever been taught how to use paragraphs?

im dyslexic and when i see a big block of text like yours i skip reading it. looks interesting but i just cant concentrate to read it :( sorry. x

[JonnyBoy12]

You forgot to mention one other thing. We men do not have a mentrual cycle every 28 days. They do not call that "The Curse" for nothing. I merely turn into a werewolf every lunar month but that does not lead to blood loss.