Lingerie

[Seafarer1966]

A housewife decides to buy some crotchless panties to spice up her relationship with her husband. She sits opposite him one evening and opens her legs. He looks intently down at her and says: are you wearing open crotch knickers my darling? She nods seductively. He says: thank Christ for that I thought the sofa had burst!

[lesblue]

Dear oh dear oh dear. Perhaps you should have stopped after the Honor Blackman one. :-)