Old peoples home

[frankofile]

In an old people's home, an 87-year old woman walked into the recreation room, holding her clenched fist in the air, and announced, "Anyone who can guess what I've got in my hand can have sex with me tonight,"
One uninterested old codger called out, "An elephant."
The old woman said "Near enough."

[Groupie]

Not in one hand surely LMAO

[dundurn]

A friend of mine was pestered for several days by a heavy breather on her phone line. Eventually he summoned up the courage to say something. "Can you guess what I'm holding in my hand?" "If you can hold it in one hand, you're no good to me", she said. The phone went down and she never heard from him again!

[zig.zag]

it must have been dot after her second bottle of vodi

old dear that she is lol