School Trip
A group of Irish primary school children,accompanied by two female teachers,went on a field trip to Galway races to learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet,it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher, and the boys with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the mens toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of the boys could reach the urinals.
Having no choice,she went inside,helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up,one at a time,holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn`t help but notice that he was unusally well endowed for his age.
Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said "you must be in year four".
No madam, he replied,I`m riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.