Hello everyone

[fliddy]

Well I bought my other half some baby wipes much to his dismay and I am still waiting for the results. My next question is about armpits on shirts. When I iron his shirts they smell of stale sweat. I dont really like washing them at high temperatures because it wears them but the smell of sweat is horrible and after such good suggestions about the skid marks I just wondered what the solution is?

[~Wingnut~]

Hi!

I would think he needs to change his deodorant. Also could his shirts be a bit too small causing them to be tight under the armpit to draw in all the sweat? Are they cotten shirts?

:o)

[~Wingnut~]

*Cotton not cotten sorry!

[logic]

for goodness sake fliddy aren't you getting a bit obsessed, with your other halfs faults, if that's what you would call them for want of a better word, yesterday it was skidmarx on his underpants, today he perspires a little bit, i bet there are a lot of people in this world that would like to see a bit of sweat coming from their partner,

BUT if all else fails why not hose him down with some Jeyes fluid,
Or have him immersed in a large tub of Chlorinated bleach,

or you could even have him autoclaved... poor sod it must be a nightmare living with you. :-)

[logic]

and before you start daniela, that was meant to be a bit tongue in cheek. :-)

[Gormless]

You seem to have a marriage made in heaven, but much more important, you have a wonderfully developed sense of the absurd. Brilliant! Please keep it up.

[ummmm]

Buy him new shirts......

[mrs.chappie]

Ha! Thought I'd beat you to it - have ya tried Odor-Eaters?

[sara3]

nice one, mrs.c.

and mouthwash.

oh, and Head & Shoulders.

[logic]

No mrs C, it will be smelly trainers tomorow, then maybe Moday before we have the problem with dandruff.

[logic]

monday, even

[logic]

I do, he must have the patience of Job,

[sara3]

daniela, he just needs a good bath, clean clothes and a loving partner.

sadly, I don't know that he has any of the above!

[logic]

must be a wind up, cos fliddy isn't biting back, :-)

[logic]

ah well, must be off now, as I need to lie down for a while, after all the excitement of the last half hour,.

[puddicat]

This is lungy this person is obsessed with poo and other bodily functions!!!

[cazzz1975]

maybe you should wash them properly?

maybe its your sweat dripping onto his shirts?

maybe he does it deliberatly because he knows you like his pheromones?

maybe he thinks its funny ?

maybe you need to start handwashing the clothes as the washing machine is doing a rubbish job?

any other queries, please direct your washing questions to pauline fowler, dot cotton or mr oppodopllis