British attention span..................

[legendis.god]

A survey says................................
That the average british attention span was 8 1/2 minutes 10 years ago.

But now its dropped to 5 minutes !!!!

Oh well looks like the ladies may find my bedroom antics more appealing next time im back in the uk eh ??


Wait a minute



What was i talking about again ?�?�?�?

[joggerjayne]

Must remember to get

skimmed milk
coffee
dishwasher tablets

[Ethel]

That may be the case with some people, but others are like a Jack Russell with a bone - can't let go of something that has caught their attention.

Like sports fans.

[logic]

LADIES ? ? ? ?
wha
th
Fu

why
EH.?
have i got it wrong then, ?

[logic]

ROFL @ Ethel

[Bbbananas]

Well I think that's a shame because...

.. because I forgot what I was going to say. I've just been distracted by the window cleaner. Nice action...

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, there's a seagull on my terrace.

(not Nicky Forster, unfortunately)

[sqad617]

Seagull? Nicky Foster?...........I know what a seagull is (good education see!), but Nicky WHO!! Don't get it jogger.

[logic]

no such thing as a seagull.

[pastafreak]

I had a smart **** answer......but what was the question again???????.......there's something a bit more interesting going on over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[joggerjayne]

Nicky Forster plays for Brighton and Hove Albion.

Who are ... The Seagulls.

C O M E ... O N ... Y O U ... S E A G U L L S !!!

(but please don't mention last night's match)

=0(

[Bbbananas]

Seagulls. Love to hear them - always remind me of the sea (!)
But why do they always sh1t on me.... is it because I lied when I was 17 ?

[sqad617]

Jogger......oooooh!...thanks.

Once went to see Brighton&Hove and the star player was a chap called Tiddy......apparently he was the star and was a Sunday school teacher..........and played like one. LOL

[legendis.god]

Ahhhh jayne you still following those guys for a sniff at their jock straps doll �?�?�

[joggerjayne]

Gulls dump on everyone, salla. Sometimes down on the front, you feel like it's snowing seagull poo.

Not Mike Tiddy, Sqad? How old are you ?????

Every time we've been to see B&H this season, they've won ... which is sheer good luck for us, because they're not doing awfully well at the mo.

[legendis.god]

Maybe he saw them between the wars jayne ???


lol

[sqad617]

Jogger LOL LOL LOl....age?......you don't want to know. Anyway, I was called over the tannoy before the game was finished and had to go back to work. Black Rock was just that...nothing.....that should give you some idea of my age.
The Bristol was the in pub in Kemp Town. Any guesses?

[joggerjayne]

Just Googled Mike Tiddy.

He played for The Seagulls from 1958 - 1962.

Sqad must be ancient !!!!!

[legendis.god]

Hes slightly younger than you jayne.


LOL

[sqad617]

Oiiiiii!!! enough of the ancient bit, but you are right.......I am bl00dy ancient.