Office party season

[legendis.god]

well its almost upon us.
well not me personally thank god.

but as the season of what can i get fast approaches.

do you have to batttle your way thru the office party?
have you photocopied your ass and your t1ts yet ?

not to mentin fending off the married office predator.



does this happen to women as well as men ?
lol

[Barmaid]

I'm missing our main do because of a wedding (stupid idea wedding 2 days before Christmas). But have loads of evening functions that I have to rock up to and behave myself at because there will be loads of clients there, which is dull in the extreme.

This Friday though it's just me and my colleagues and its normally carnage. Can't wait!!!!!!

[legendis.god]

so photocopied your bits recently?
and can you forward them to me ??

[Barmaid]

lmao - no, I have NEVER done that, and am not about to start now!

[Ice.Maiden]

I imagine if you photocopied your boobs, it'd be like having a mamogram! Ouch!

[rabbitygirl]

Never have I worked for a company that had a proper office party.

Can you miss something you've never had?

Yes, very much..

As there are only 3 of us at my new work I can't see me having one this year either. And especially as the other 2 are Muslims ....

[sn�gged]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much... more bloody Shakespeare...

[legendis.god]

alas poor yorkie

she swallowed it whole

oops


william shockspear anyone ???

[Ice.Maiden]

I've been to just one office party in my whole life. It was just as you describe, leggy. Everyone getting out of their skulls and saying and acting in such a different manner to usual, that there were some embarrassed people there afterwards!

[Barmaid]

Snagged don't you go all Shakespear with me you pernicious and indubitate beggar!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ice.Maiden]

Splutter with mirth!

[legendis.god]

love looks not with the eyes

well not when trapped is the head between bramaids thighs


lol

[sn�gged]

I had to look 'indubitate' up...

[Ice.Maiden]

You saucy boy!!

[pastafreak]

We are having an office meal out...and at a crap restaurant......not good for me as a cook........AND we have to pay for all our drinks.....

so I am giving it a miss-lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Tightwads!!!!

[legendis.god]

lol bramaid has retiredeth to her boudoir methinks

saucy mare

[Gormless]

(has anyone spotted the new theme yet?)

[legendis.god]

i have returndeth from ye olde sweety shoppe witha bag of couch candies


anyone care to partake of one ?

freeeeth of chargeth ?